I Know What I Did This Summer

Holy hell it’s been a long time since I’ve posted. Forgive my absence? Not too much exciting has happened since I last posted, and I’ve been working like crazy online since then. But I think I can break down the Nips summer in less than a page. Grab a seat, buckle up, cause hot damn it’s a bumpy ride.

Girl You Know It’s True

Hello out there in Blogger World! Nice to see some of you, others I worry about. It has been awhile I know, unfortunately my lottery wishes never came though, and my money tree withered and died, so I must work to pay the bills. I thought for a bit that my funny mojo had been stolen by a few conspirators, then I realized it didn’t, I’m just an old fuddy duddy now.  I was beginning to think I’d never make you laugh again, until I got the letter of a lifetime.

Well Shiver Me Timbers and Blow Me Down

As I sat here Saturday night listening to the strongest winds I have ever personally experienced, I knew something was gonna go. I lay here on the couch and prayed it wouldn’t be my trailer. I mean come on, I haven’t even had the damn thing for a year yet. Well something went alright, and went hard. Apparently the wind has a harder suck-tion then I could ever dream of having.

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Too

This isn’t about a guy fixing a car that a female can’t, I know plenty of females who can and plenty of guys who don’t know they have to add oil. This isn’t about who bench presses the most because I know females who can pick up grown men and throw them to the ground (I so wanted to do that when I grew up, unfortunately I never hit the strength). No, this is all about the things guys can do daily that if a female does it she automatically gets “the look”.

Apparently If I’m Not Gay I Can’t Play

I warn my readers ahead of time, this will be a rant like you have not seen from me in a long time. I was in a crappy mood tonight to begin with, tired of having restrictions placed on me in subtle ways, my fuse was already lit and then some random moronic stranger had the gall to add gasoline to the fuse, toss it in a crowd, and sit back and watch the shit hit the fan. I do not like being told what to do, how to act, or who to support. I cannot stand people who think they are better than others for any reason. Just that attitude alone makes you lower than everyone else.